quotes

"once i decided to eat either a strawberry dum dum or a mystery dumdum. so i went with the mystery dumdum. it turned out to be the strawberry dum dum"
"today i wore axe body spray and no girls tackled me."
"i don't want to say anything to stupid. there's some one behind me."
"some people wear superman pajamas, but superman wears chuck norris pajamas."
"chuck norris can slam a revolving door"
"chuck norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. at night"
"chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding"
"chuck norris got bit by jaws and jaw broke his jaw"
"chuck norris doesn't daydream. he's to busy giving other people nightmares."
"chuck norris drives his psychiatrist mad."
"chuck norris won a two mile running race. using his hands."
"baskin robins may have 31 flavors, but I have 24 colored pencils."
"I couldn't decide if I wanted McDonadls or Burger KIng, so I went Del Taco."
"FUNKY TECHNO BEAT IN THE CLUB!OONTS!OONTS!OONTS!OONTS!"
"today I tested it, and peanuts really do smell like shampoo.(peanutssmelllikeshampoo.webs.com)"
"i'm too stupid for the book, too stupid for the book, can't even have a look!!!!!!"